My worst nightmare part 19. By: Lindsey McLane Int. Lindsey’s living room- night LINDSEY MCLANE is sitting at home and watching Halloween 5. LINDSEY Watch out Rachel!! He’s behind the door! You dumb bitch! I told you he was behind the door!! Suddenly there is a flame of fire and a dark figure appears behind Lindsey. LINDSEY Holy shit! Who the hell are you??!! DARK FIGURE Guess. Muahahha! LINDSEY Ehh… Satan? DARK FIGURE No you dumb bitch! I am JOE CHAPPELLE! LINDSEY NOOOO! Even worse!!! JOE Muahahahahahah!!! LINDSEY What do you want?! JOE I want to make your life to a living hell! I’m gonna put you in… hmmm… Hah! I know Halloween … one!! LINDSEY Nooooooo!! Ehh.. wait a sec, Halloween one is the best in the serie you idiot! JOE What! Oh damn, whatta idiot I am! I could have put her in H3, but nOOOO! LINDSEY Hahaha! Idiot! JOE Bitch! I’m gonna put you in H1 and you are going to HATE it! Suddenly Lindsey fly away and lands in Halloween one. She is on a street outside Laurie’s house. Them MR STRODE steps out of the house. MR STRODE Don’t forget to drop of the key at the myers’ place! LINDSEY Whaat?? Then she realizes. LINDSEY Oh God I am Laurie! MR STRODE Don’t forget! LINDSEY Ehm.. no.. Lindsey starts to go away. MR STRODE Make sure you leave…. LINDSEY: Yeah yeah!!! I know!! She sighs and walks away.Then little TOMMY DOYLE comes running. TOMMY Hi laurie! LINDSEY Ehm. Hi Tommy. TOMMY Do you come over tonight?? LINDSEY I guess I don’t have a choice… TOMMY Can we make a jack o lantern, watch monster movies, make popcorn.. LINDSEY (annoyed) YES!!! TOMMY Ok…. They walk under silence. TOMMY Why are you walking this way? LINDSEY I’m gonna drop off a key at the myers’ house . TOMMY But it’s a spook house! LINDSEY Yeah, yeah I know. Lonnie Elamb told you something terrible had happend there and yadda yadda yadda. TOMMY How did you know? LINDSEY I have seen this damn movie 10 times..! TOMMY What?? LINDSEY Nothing. She walks up to the Myers’ house and drop off the key. Cut to school Lindsey is in the classroom. She looks out the window and sees Michael myers. TEACHER Laurie! Lindsey continue stare out the window. TEACHER Laurie!! LINDSEY What?? TEACHER Answer the question. LINDSEY What question? TEACHER (sighs) Ronnie. Answer the question. Lindsey looks out the window, the shape is gone. LINDSEY Damn, I knew it! TEACHER What? LINDSEY None of your goddamn business! CUT to principal’s office. Lindsey is siting outside. LINDSEY This was not in the movie… Lindsey sighs and walks out. She meets LYNDA. LYNDA Hi Laurie!! LINDSEY Oh no. Damn you Joe Chappelle!! (fake smile) Hi Lynda! Lynda opens her mouth to say her next line,.. LINDSEY (before Lynda has a chance to say something) Oh shut up you stupid silly bitch whore!!! YES I carrying many books! YES Your’e gonna be totally wipped out! YES I already heard all that shit before so just shut the fuck up!! Lynda looks shocked. LYNDA Jesus laurie. What’s wrong with you today?? Did you just have youre period or something??? Lindsey sighs. LINDSEY Just shut up! Suddenly they hear ANNIE. ANNIE Lynda Laurie! Why didn’t you wait for me??? LYNDA We waited, fifteen minutes, you totally never showed up. ANNIE That’s not true, here I am. Lindsey sighs. LINDSEY Why are you not smiling annie, Oh wait let me guess, Paul has been caught throwing eggs so he’s grounded and can’t come over. ANNIE How did you know?? LINDSEY Sixth sense.. ANNIE Oh right… They see Michael Myers’ car drive by. LYNDA Isn’t that Devon Graham? I think he’s cute! LINDSEY No, that’s Michael myers, he is a psycho killer and he’s gonna kill you both tonight and make a bizarre scene with your corpses in Wallace’s house. ANNIE & LYNDA WHAT?! Lindsey: Nothing. ANNIE (yells after the car) Hey jerk! Speed kills! The car stops. ANNIE Can’t he take a joke? The car starts and drives away. LINDSEY Oh I must go. See you tonight. Pick me up a 6:30 Annie. And don’t call me!! Bye! She runs away to ”her” house. LATER Lindsey is sitting outside ”her” house and waits for Annie. Then she sees annie’s car. She runs to it and jumps in. ANNIE Hurry up! LINDSEY What do you think I’m doing??!! ANNIE What’s with the pumpkin? Lindsey: It’s for Tommy. And I don’t care if a would make a faboulous girl scout!! ANNIE Ok, ok… She picks up a joint. ANNIE We just have time. She gives it to Lindsey. LINDEY What do you want me to do with that? ANNIE Hello! Smoke it of course! LINDSEY Listen you little drugtaker! I’m gonna show that thing to your dad, and it will be a weekend in jail for your sorry ass!! ANNIE Jesus! What’s wrong with you?! You have smoke dope before! LINDSEY Maybe Laurie, but not me! Annie gives her a strange look. ANNIE Are feeling alright Laurie? LINDSEY Oh yes. Oh there’s your dad! ANNIE Get rid of it! Annie give her the joint. Lindsey throws it outside the window. And the scene with Mr brackett goes and yadda yadda yadda.. Cut to Doyle’s house. Lindsey sits in the couch with Tommy and reads king arthur. After two lines she throws the book away. LINDSEY What a crappy book! TOMMY Yeah. The phone ring. Lindsey picks it up and answers. LINDSEY Hello Annie. ANNIE How did you know it was me? LINDSEY Like I said before, sixth sense. ANNIE Oh. LINDSEY Yeah, and I know that you have talked to Ben Tramer and told him that I like him, which is not true, but it doesn’t matter ’cuz he gets blown up in H2. ANNIE What are you talking about??? And how did you know I had talked to Ben tramer?? LINDSEY Jesus woman! I know you pretty well by now. ANNIE Oh shit! I just made a mess off myself. I call you back. Annie hangs up. LAURIE Yeah. Like that’s gonna happen. Suddenly she hear Tommy scream. TOMMY It’s the boogeyman! He’s outside! Laurie look! LINDSEY Shut up! I know it’s the boogeyman, and don’t give a damn. (to herself): God, why can’t Mikey kill that annoying kid. (To Tommy): Go watch TV! Tommy do as she says. Lindsey sit down beside him. TOMMY What’s the boogeyman? LINDSEY It’s Michael Myers. (under her breath): The only one I can stand in this movie… TOMMY Michael Myers?? LINDSEY Yeah. And he’s coming to get you if you don’t shut your mouth for the night. Tommy looks scared but he don’t say anything. LINDSEY That’s good. A WHILE LATER The doorbell rings. Tommy goes and open. It’s LINDSEY WALLACE and Annie. TOMMY Hi. I watch TV. Lindsey and Annie walks in. Annie walks into the kitchen where Lindsey(Laurie) stands and carves out a jack o lantern. LINDSEY (before Annie has a chance to say something) YES, i can watch Lindsey tonight. Just go away and get killed! ANNIE Jeez… take it easy, Laurie. Your gonna get high blood pressure. She walks out. After a while the phone rings again. It’s of course Lynda this time. Lindsey(laurie) answers. LINDSEY Hello whore. LYNDA Stop bein so mean Laurie! Where is Annie?? LINDSEY She should be dead by now. LYNDA What?? LINDSEY Nothing. Just screw with Bob and get killed. She hangs up. Little Lindsey and Tommy are watching The thing, Lindsey (Laurie) is in the kitchen. LITTLE LINDSEY Laurie! I don’t know where Tommy is! LINDSEY (LAURIE) That little shit is behind the curtain. Tommy screams as he sees the Shape outside of the window. TOMMY: AAAH! ITS THE BOOGEY MAN! ITS THE BOOGEY MAN! LINDSEY (LAURIE) Shut the fuck up!!! Go to bed, both of you or else the boogeyman coming for you! Little Lindsey and Tommy runs upstairs. Then the phone rings. Lindsey know what thats mean and smiles. She answers. LINDSEY Hi slut! Having fun bein killed?? She hears Lynda’s squeals. Then silence. LINDSEY YES! Hey, if your’e listening Mikey, I’ll be coming over and kick your ass now! Bye bye! She hangs up and goes to the Wallace’s house. She goes in the kitchen way and heads for the stairs. She goes in to the bedroom and sees Annie lying dead on the bed. LINDSEY Hi annoying bitch! Tehe,, now your’e dead!! She opens the closet and BOB’s corpse swings at her. LINDSEY And hi, Bob, you pussy! She opens the other closet door and sees Lynda’s corpse. LINDSEY And hi slut! Nice to see you dead! She laughs and gets out of the room. And MICHAEL MYERS comes behind her. She turn around. LINDSEY Hi mikey boy! Michael raises his knife. Lindsey back away and runs downstairs, into the kitchen. LINDSEY Jeez… She goes to the glassdoor and kick it open, just when Michael comes in to the kitchen. Lindsey run to The doyle’s house. She throws rocks on the window and Tommy open. TOMMY Who is it? LINDSEY It’s me, you little asswhiped shithead! Open the damn door and hurry! After a while Tommy opens the door. Lindsey runs in. LINDSEY Ok, Tommy. Lock yourself and Lindsey in the bedroom and stay there. TOMMY Is it the boogeyman?? LINDSEY Oh yes it is, and he’s gonna cut your ass into pieces if you don’t do as I say NOW!!! Tommy runs upstars crying. LINDSEY That’s better. She sits down in the couch and takes a stick. Then michael pops up behind the couych and stabs it. Lindsey stabs him in the neck with the stick and he goes down. Lindsey walks over to his body. LINDSEY Hey Mikey! Wake up! I know youre still alive! Nothing happens. She starts kicking him. Nothing. LINDSEY (sighs) Jeez… I got to have to do it the hard way. She walks upstairs and knock on the bedroom door. TOMMY (very scared) Who is it? LAURIE (sarcastric) It’s Miss Piggy, who the hell do you think!? It’s me of course! Open up! Tommy opens. TOMMY Is it okey now? LINDSEY No. He’s still alive and he’s coming upstairs right… (she looks over her shoulder and sees Michael’s shadow) now! Tommy and Lindsey Wallace SCREAMS and runs in to the bedroom again. Laurie turn around and Michael comes walking toward her. LINDSEY Yeah yeah… I better run to the closet so this damn movie can end.. She runs to the closet and does as laurie did in H1. Michael breaks in and she stabs him in the eye with the hanger and then she stab him in the stomach with his knife and he goes down. She walks out of the closet and sees Michael’s body. LINDSEY Michael ! wake up! I know you are still alive! Stop playing! Nothig happens. She sighs and drops the knife. She then walks out and knock on the bathroom door where Tommy and Little Lindsey is. LINDSEY Open up. It’s me. Tommy and Lindsey W runs and hug Lindsey. She pushes them away. LINDSEY Go to McKebzie’s and tell them to call the police, NOW! The kids runs away. Lindsey turn her back to Michael. He sits up and walks to her. She turn around and backs away. LINDSEY (screaming) LOOOMIS!!! MOVE YOUR FAT ASS UP HERE!!! Michael lay his arms around her neck. She pulls off his mask just like Laurie did. He let her go and she can see his face. LINDSEY Damn! Your one ugly man, Michael! When Michael pulls on the mask, Loomis appears in the stairs. He shoots Michael, 6 times until he falls of the balcony. LINDSEY (to Loomis) Michael Myers is one ugly man! LOOMIS As a matter of fact… he was. LINDSEY Oh right, now Michael is gone, but it dosen’t matter ’cuz your gonna set him on fire in a couple of hours so don’t worry, your gonna catch him! LOOMIS What the hell are ypu talking about??! He looks out and see that Michael is gone. LOOMIS Shit! He is gone! LINDSEY (rolls her eyes) Like you didn’t know. FADE out. FADE IN. Ext. Streets-day We see Laurie Strode outside the house. Mr strode steps out. MR STRODE Don’t forget to drop of the key at The myers’ place! Laurie/lindsey let out a blood curdling SCREAM! LINDSEY/LAURIE NOOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!! DAMN YOU JOE! DAMN YOU! JOE’S Laughter can be heard as we fade out. Credit rolls THE END.. Or is it?