by Joshua Davidson
Al right, this is a preview for a script a couple friends and I are writing. Itıs about a super hero named Axe Man and his Sidekick Blue Dude. It is a Comedy/Gore thing.
1. A Hospital - EXT. Day
Terrorists are creeping around.
Narrator: Who will stand up to the scum of the world?
2. Hospital Waiting Room - INT.
Terrorists everywhere. Patients screaming.
Narrator: Who will defend innocents from the meanies of the world?
3. Hospital Hallway - INT.
More Terrorists. More screaming.
Narrator: There is only one real hero to kill all of the bad guys.
4. Waiting Room - INT.
The doors fly open and enters a man with axes for hands and an wearing an executioners mask.
Narrator: Axe Man!!!
A smaller man with a dorky blue costume and cape pops up.
Blue Dude: And Blue Dude!!!
5. Hall - INT.
Terrorists running around and screaming. Axe Man walks in with his axes bloodied.
Axe man: Al right! Who wants some?
Blue Dude is using his telekinetic powers to slam a Terrorist up against a wall repeatedly. A gun is dropped and goes off.
Axe Man is about to hack a terrorist to pieces. He looks over towards the shot.
Axe Man: Blue Dude!!! NO!!!
6. Warehouse - INT.
Roman Paccini stands in front of a giant curtain.
Narrator: The Bad Guy...
Roman: I want everyone to look at my new death ray.
He pulls the curtain away to reveal a giant ray gun.
The Audience Made up of Unsavory Characters: Ooooo! Awwwwww!
7. Run Down and Trashed Apartment - INT.
Axe Man has now gained some wait and is sitting in front of the TV eating chips and drinking beer.
Narrator: The Good Guy...
8. Voodoo Hut - EXT. Night
A Voodoo Lady and Axe Man in in shot.
Lady: You wonıt be able to fight those Terrorists alone. Youıll need Blue Dude.
Axe Man: But heıs dead.
9. The Gate of Death - EXT.
Axe Man gulps.
10. Hut - EXT. Night
Blue Dude is with Axe Man and Voodoo Lady now.
Lady: Did you remember to shut the gate properly?
Axe Man: Whoops.
Lady: You idiot!!!
Axe Man: Iım sure everything will be fine.
Undead hordes begin smashing building in the background.
Axe Man: Oh crap!
11. Caption: The Real Bad Guys
Zombie Hitler standing on a podium and shouting in German.
Zombie Napoleon standing in front of a guillotine.
Napoleon: Death to the aristocrats!
The Monopoly Guy Screams.
Zombie Jack the Ripper sneaking up behind a woman on the street at night.
Woman: your not going to kill me are you.
Jack: Of course not.
Zombie Lizzie Boredon is running around, holding an axe and tackling insanely.
Zombie Caligula is whipping somebody at the side of the road.
Guy: Al right! Iım sorry I cut you off!
Caligula: Al right now say your a doody head.
Roman screams, wets himself and runs away.
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so that was the preview, of course there are a lot more bad guys than are mentioned here but I donıt want to give everything away. By the way, if you have any suggestions for evil historical figures, Emil me at firstname.lastname@example.org by Christmas.