HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
The Night He Came…. Uh….. umm…. Damn what did the script say again??

FADE IN

EXT. MYERS HOUSE

Young Michael Myers, dressed in clown costume, walks out of the porch and
around the corner of the house.

He looks inside the window, and sees his sister Judith and her boyfriend….

MAKE COOKIES!!

dun dun dun

Michael walks around to the kitchen, and waits for Judith and her boyfriend
to leave.

They leave, as Michael grabs a huge cookie cutter and slits Judith's
throat.

JUDITH
Ahh!! No!! Ahhh!!! Please!!! AHHH!! NO!!! AHHHHH NO PLEASE!!!
AHHHHPLEASENO!!!!! AHHHHHH AHHA HAH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AH H HHHHHHHHHHH
NO!!! PLEASE!!! AH-

MICHAEL
Shut up!!! I just slit your throat!!! Yeesh! That wasn't even in the damn
script!!! Man you are such a….. bitch!

JUDITH
That's it I cannot work like this!!! I am calling my agent!!! John!!! John
get over here!!!

John Carpenter runs over on the set.

JUDITH
I am sorry Mr. Carpenter but I cannot work under these conditions!!!!! That
little troll who calls himself an  actor keeps making fun of me!!!

JOHN
Ok, ok, ok. Now. I want the two of you to kiss and make up.

THE BOYFRIEND
THAT'S IT!!!! I HARDLY HAVE ANY LINES IN THIS MOVIE AND ALREADY LOOK WHATS HAPPENING!!!! I AM GONNA SUE YOUR ASS AND THIS WHOLE MOVIE!!!!!! I AM LEAVING.

He storms off the set and runs out of the studio.

JOHN
Who was he again?

JUDITH
I am leaving!!! You can find yourself another Judith!!!!

Judith storms out of the room, but instead, grabs a large kitchen knife and
stabs Michael in the throat.

JUDITH
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

She then tackles John and slashes his neck. She throws the knife at
someone's head and impales them to a wall.

Judith laughs evily, as we fade to black and the credits roll.

After the credits, A bright light is scene. Then, Judith, Michael and the
Boyfriend are seen running in slow motion towards us. Then suddenly, John
Carpenter, and the entire cast and crew appear running with them. But
suddenly, Judith brings out a knife and stabs Michael in the leg as he
trips and falls in pain. The Judith trips over him then the Boyfriend… then
the entire cast and crew… causing havoc. We slowly fade out….

HALLOWEEEEEEEN
 
 

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