EXT. MYERS HOUSE
Young Michael Myers, dressed in clown costume, walks out of the porch
around the corner of the house.
He looks inside the window, and sees his sister Judith and her boyfriend….
dun dun dun
Michael walks around to the kitchen, and waits for Judith and her boyfriend
They leave, as Michael grabs a huge cookie cutter and slits Judith's
Ahh!! No!! Ahhh!!! Please!!! AHHH!! NO!!! AHHHHH NO PLEASE!!!
AHHHHPLEASENO!!!!! AHHHHHH AHHA HAH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH AH H HHHHHHHHHHH
NO!!! PLEASE!!! AH-
Shut up!!! I just slit your throat!!! Yeesh! That wasn't even in the damn
script!!! Man you are such a….. bitch!
That's it I cannot work like this!!! I am calling my agent!!! John!!! John
get over here!!!
John Carpenter runs over on the set.
I am sorry Mr. Carpenter but I cannot work under these conditions!!!!! That
little troll who calls himself an actor keeps making fun of me!!!
Ok, ok, ok. Now. I want the two of you to kiss and make up.
THAT'S IT!!!! I HARDLY HAVE ANY LINES IN THIS MOVIE AND ALREADY LOOK WHATS HAPPENING!!!! I AM GONNA SUE YOUR ASS AND THIS WHOLE MOVIE!!!!!! I AM LEAVING.
He storms off the set and runs out of the studio.
Who was he again?
I am leaving!!! You can find yourself another Judith!!!!
Judith storms out of the room, but instead, grabs a large kitchen knife
stabs Michael in the throat.
She then tackles John and slashes his neck. She throws the knife at
someone's head and impales them to a wall.
Judith laughs evily, as we fade to black and the credits roll.
After the credits, A bright light is scene. Then, Judith, Michael and
Boyfriend are seen running in slow motion towards us. Then suddenly, John
Carpenter, and the entire cast and crew appear running with them. But
suddenly, Judith brings out a knife and stabs Michael in the leg as he
trips and falls in pain. The Judith trips over him then the Boyfriend… then
the entire cast and crew… causing havoc. We slowly fade out….