I bet you all thought i was dead! MWAAHAAHAHAHAAAA I am back, and with
new fanfiction! It takes place only a few years after Halloween 2. It does
ignore all other sequals after the 2nd. It does bring back everybody's fave
horror movie heroine: Laurie Strode. It has many refrences to Halloween and
HALLOWEEN III: The Fury Of Michael Myers
A montage of Halloween, and Halloween 2. Including pictures
Strode, Annie Bracket, Lynda, Dr. Sam Loomis, Tommy Doyle, Lindsey
Wallace, the Nurses, the Doctors, Judith Myers and finally, Michael Myers.
As the credits roll, we see Michael's mask. After the credits roll,
SWOOP down into the eyehole, and -
We see a FIGURE lying in a stretcher.
That damn Michael Myers, always getting his ass in trouble
And what scares me the most is, he could come waking up at any moment now!
Whatever. Hey, did you get my William Shatner mask spray painted blue?
You said blue? Oops! I spray painted it white!
You idiot! I said blue! Now what am I gonna do with a white - spray -
painted - William Shatner - mask?
Medic #2 throws the Mask on the FIGURE who is MICHAEL, as they said before.
So how did he get here?
Oh, he chased come teenage-bitch in some hospital and ended up getting his
ass kicked big time. Burns and scars all over his body.
We see Michael, lift up his hand, which touches the mask. Michael lifts
mask over his head and puts it on. Michael emerges from his stretcher, and
looks at the Medic #1, the one who is driving.
Michael picks up a hacksaw…
CLOSE ON MEDIC #1
As the HACKSAW slashes across his face, and across his throat.
He screams in pain, as the cars swirls madly.
Michael drops the hacksaw and picks up a knife.
He stabs the second medic in his heart and rips his lungs out with his
We watch as the AMBULANCE swirls about madly, as it CRASHES into a large
CLOSE ON WINDSHIELD
As it bursts into shreds. Michael Myers hurls through it and lands smoothly
on the ground.
The AMBULANCE ignites on fire.
Michael walks up, brushes himself off, then heads off.
Title Card: Halloween 3 The Rage Of Michael Myers
EXT. HADDONFIELD COLLEGE - THE NEXT MORNING
INT. LAURIE'S DORM ROOM
A 19 year old Laurie Strode, is asleep on her bed, snoring away.
Her ALARM blares off loud enough to wake the dead.
Laurie springs to life.
Aaaahhh shut up!
Laurie picks up the alarm clock and throws it across the room.
After a while, she gets back up from her bed and walks into the bathroom.
INT. THEREPY OFFICE - LATER
Laurie walks into the reception room, she chats a bit with the secretary,
then sits down in the waiting area.
After a bit, she is called into a room.
INT. THEREPY ROOM
Laurie lies down on one of those therapy chairs, with the Therapist
in a chair next to her.
I can't change, what's in the past.
That's true Laurie, but, if you would not think about the past so much, it
wont come to such a concern to you. You are in college, you need to
concentrate. To focus. Its true, your brother did escape last night-
You never heard? Michael was about to be transported to a Mental
Institution when he escaped from the ambulance, he suffered a minor
So he's still out there?
He's coming He's coming He's coming He's coming He's coming…
Nobody is coming! You need to calm down Laurie, breathe, breathe…
EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS
Laurie Strode, along with her friends, Rachel Green, Chandler Bronson
boyfriend, and Alexander Joseph, Rachel's boyfriend.
So Laurie, you scared at all knowing your brother is on the loose?
Shh! Rachel! Quiet! Don't scare her!
Its alright Chandler, I'm not worried. Just a bit concerned.
Hey, you know what?
From now on, don't call me Alexander. From now on its just 'Xander'.
But why Xander?
Well it takes too long to say my name so I'm shortning it out to Xander.
So you guys going to the Omega Beta Seta frat party tonight?
Why what's happening there?
Uh… Halloween Party….
Halloween Party? No!
Awww honey, for me?
Chandler gives Laurie a kiss.
I'll think about it, Rachel, you going?
Duh! Its like the most talked about make-out party since Easter!
Oh I'm intrigued.
Well anyways I have to go. Seeya honey.
Xander gives Rachel a kiss.
Halloween is not exactly my favorite night.
Why? Why? Chandler, I mean this with all my love: Get out more.
INT. AUDITORIUM - LATER THAT DAY
Laurie, sitting on a chair below the stage, receits the following passage:
Oh for there we see the Shape.
Morning rise and morning ache.
To thy own self be true, for the Shape--
Cut! Laurie put more energy into it! We want this finished by tomorrow!
Mr. Prescott I find it rude and disturbing to have a dramatization of what
happened to me two years ago!
Technically not EXACTLY what happened! We are putting a Shakespearean
twist to it!
I think it's a bag of -
Now Laurie, hostility much?
That's it!!! I quit!!!!
Laurie gets up of f the chair and storms out of the auditorium, pissed off.
Laurie!!!!!!!! LAURIE!!!!!! DAMN IT WOMAN!!!!!!
EXT. AUDITORIUM - THAT MOMENT
Laurie bursts through the door, and down the hallway. She then SMASHES
a DARK FIGURE.
Laurie, steps back, startled.
Oh, god, are you ok?
Laurie looks up to see the face of Randy Hawks. Around the same
Laurie, but a bit taller.
Randy! You scared me half to death!
Sorry, I didn't mean to. Why are you off in such a hurry?
Oh, I just realized people are taking advantage of me because of my past.
Look, I'm sorry. I know your not exactly like everyone else-
What do you mean by that?
Looking at Laurie and Randy.
Well, you know, your past… Michael Myers…
Oh that's just great. Just because of who I am means I'm immediately
dragged out of society and into some shit pit!
No! I meant, uh… no damn… I never know what I'm saying…
INT. COLLEGE DINING AREA - LATER
Rachel and Chandler sit at a table eating, while Xander rushes up to them.
Hey guys, you think Laurie would be perfect for my little mini-document on
the emotionally disturbed?
Shut up Xander. Her past gets to her, she needs some time.
Whatever! 2 years would be enough for her?
Shush! Here she comes!
Laurie sits at the table with them.
Uh… Hello Laurie.
Xander thinks your emotionally dist-- (Xander kicks her in the leg from
under the lunch table) --emotionally perfect is what he meant.
(giving her a kiss)
So are you coming to the party?
Yeah, what the hell.
Great! See you later!
Xander hops away.
Laurie and Rachel, are walking down the sidewalk.
So you think your brother is coming to town.
No duh! This is Haddonfield and I'm in Haddonfield and that is never good.
Whatever. If you ask me you should fake your death then go into hiding and
change your name then run a private school in a seculded area somewhere in
California then in 1998 Michael Myers comes back for one last time and you
and him have a bloody fight to the finish.
What makes you think that?
I dunno I just made it up.
Cheri Walters rushes up to them.
Rachel! Laurie! How come you didn't wait for me?
We did! You totally never showed!
That's not true, here I am.
Poor Cheri Walters. Stuck in her own fantasy world filled with magical
fairies and Leprechauns and funny little hats with gum drop raaaaaiiiin!
What the hell are you talking about.
Oh god! I really need to-
I was gonna say pee.
I left my chemistry report in my dorm room.
So? I always forget my chemistry report, and my science report, and my
history report, and well, I forget all of my reports! Who needs reports
anyway? I don't need reports I think the world will be a much better place
if we didn't have reports!
While Rachel was yammering, we can see The Shape's car pull up around
corner and slowly drive past them.
Hey, who is that?
I don't know! Hey isn't that Devon Graham?
I don't think so.
I think he's cute.
Wow, I have the strangest case of de ja vu.
SUDDENLY A DARK FIGURE JUMPS OUT FROM BEHIND THEM.
Whoa, sorry, Laurie.
Oh, its ok.
You know its Halloween. Everyone is entitled to one good scare.
Yeah, I guess.
INT. LAURIE AND CHERI'S DORM
Laurie is sitting on her bed, staring at the tv while Cheri is gossiping
away on the phone.
REPORTER ON TV
Last night Michael Myers has escaped from an ambulance about to ship him
off to the Coroner. Everyone thought he was dead, but, think again. He
killed the driver and assistant then ran off. The ambulance smashed into a
tree then set on fire. Both medics, died.
(on the phone)
And so then I was like, 'Speaking of vehicular sex, maybe you can tell me
where this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the backseat of your car!'.
And he was like 'Yo baby yo baby yo, yo, yo, yo!
Ugh! I hate college boys! I might as well date my cousin!
Ew as if! Oh hold on, someone is on the other line. Beep Hello?
Ughhhhhh ughhhhhh ughhhhh ughhhhh.
Cheri hangs up.
Who was that?
Some creep asshole trying to scare me.
Cheri and Laurie walks past the dorm window, to reveal that The Shape
staring right at them, unnoticed.
INT. FILM AND SCREEN WRITING ROOM - THAT MOMENT
The class is having an argument on weather Laurie should continue with
No way! Laurie's decision to drop the play was so right! You cannot take
advantage of them because of their past!
Oh yes I'm sure.
Shut up Pacey.
You wanna start something?
Let's get it on!
Randy jumps out of his seat towards Pacey, but is stopped by the teacher.
Mr. Hawks! Mr. Potter! Please excuse your raging temptations to pound each
others face in and wait till class ends!
Laurie walks in.
Miss Strode, your late!!
Sorry, I was held up.
Randy offers Laurie a seat. Laurie sits down.
Now we move on to something called, an 'Urban Legend'. The Urban Legend
about the babysitter and the man upstairs was squarely based on-
God damn it WHERE EVER I GO SOMEONE JUST HAS TO MENTION WHAT THE FUCK
HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!
Laurie runs out of the classroom.
Randy follows her.
INT. HALLWAY - THAT MOMENT
Laurie, are you ok?
Every where I go, everywhere I turn, I can never escape! Everyone treats me
as if I am some circus side-show-freak with one eye! Don't you see the way
they look at me! God, its like I'm not a human being! I'm fucking sick of
(giving her a hug)
Laurie, you know I would never treat you like that… your far too important
for me to loose…
Thank you Randy.
As Randy and Laurie hug, they don't see The Shape at the end of the
hall, staring at them.
INT. SHOPPING MALL - THAT MOMENT
Rachel and Cheri, walk into The Gap.
So I'm planning to make-out with 5 guys at the Omega Beta Seta Halloween
Party. How about you?
Three. Four if I have time.
You, live on the edge.
Yeah well your over the edge.
I think those last few things are the same thing.
Ooh, I'm gonna go try this sweater on.
ALL OF THE SUDDEN A SHAPE POPS UP IN FRONT OF HER, HOLDING UP A KNIFE.
The 'Shape' takes off his mask and laughs hysterically. It was actually
CHANDLER YOU ASS HOLE!!!!
Rachel smacks Chandler with her purse.
ENTITLED TO ONE GOOD SCARE MY ASS!
OH GOD! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!
Kiss my ass!
Sorry, I have a girlfriend.
EXT. COLLEGE - SOME PLACE WITH A PORCH
The sun is setting. The sky is a beautiful pinkish-yellowish-orange.
Leaves crackle as they skip along the sidewalk, pushed by the wind.
Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween.
Hurray you know a word!
Kiss my ass.
Sorry I got a girlfriend. Are you still worried that Michael might come
along tonight and slice and dice you and everyone you know?
Like I said kiss my ass.
Aw Laurie, don't worry. Me and the others will protect you! What are
Ok Xander. If you say so.
Alright! The party starts in half an hour! Be sure to get ready!
As Xander gets up off his chair, we see The Shape looking at Laurie
behind a tree.
As Laurie gets up off her chair, she walks down a dirt path. The Shape
Laurie walks into the woods. Some trick-or-treaters go by, laughing.
Well kiddo, I though you grew out your superstitions.
Laurie puts her hands in her pockets as she continues to walk down the
"I wish I had you all alone, just the two of us…"
We hear the Shape's BREATHING slowly drowning out Laurie's singing.
SOMETHING SUDDENLY JUMPS ATOP OF LAURIE. Laurie SCREAMS as she realizes
was just a leaf that fell on her head.
God Laurie calm down.
Suddenly a HAND comes up on her shoulder. Laurie SCREAMS again.
Randy! Oh god! You scared me!
You know its Halloween, I guess everyone's entitled to-
One good scare. Yeah, yeah I know my shit.
You seem a bit jumpy there.
Just a bit.
Following Randy and Laurie.
How 'bout I pick you up for the party tonight?
Oh, sorry, Chandler is picking me up.
Oh, ok. Good, I didn't even know how to get to the party!
Well it's a few blocks down from the Phi Seta Kappa's frat house.
Oh, ok, I'll seeya there.
INT. STREETS - THAT NIGHT
Laurie, and Chandler are walking down the street, and into the Omega
Seta frat house.
INT. OMEGA BETA SETA FRAT HOUSE
LAURIE'S HERE!!!! YEAH!!!!!
Yeah nice to see you too. (whispering to Chandler) Who is he?
I have no idea.
INT. ROOM - LATER THAT NIGHT
Its dark, and silent. Everyone is gathered on the floor, or on a couch.
large candle is lit in the center of the room. Halloween decor spews
throughout the walls.
So then, the guy goes upstairs to discover that her girlfriend is dead! So
the guy screams really loudly. Then the man with a hook comes behind him
and pulls out his-
Hey I know a scary story, that's true.
So ok, like this woman who works at a convenient store was invited to some
'Ghost Channeling' party, right? So what the teens didn't know was that
this woman was a bit ill. In the head. After years of abuse by her demented
husband, she carries a large knife in her purse. So she takes out the
knife, and slits everyone's throat wide open to see which throat can spurt
the most blood.
Is it wrong that I got an erection from that?
You and me both, brother.
I have one.
Everyone turns to look at Laurie.
What? It's also true.
Go ahead Laurie. Knock yourself out.
Ok, so. One Halloween night, there was this punk-ass rebel teenager. He got
in trouble for stealing something. So he was sent to jail for one night.
Anyway, one prison cell-mate gave him some Pop Rox Candy to eat, 'cause he
was so hungry. Another cell-mate gave him some 7-Up to drink, 'cause he was
so thirsty. Anyway, he ate the Pop Rox in one gulp, and drank the entire
bottle of 7 up in one drink. So after a while, he started to feel a bit
queasy, so then he got off of his bed and his STOMACH exploded! We're not
talking about Japan exploded we are talking about
Everyone goes silent.
Oh my god.
Wow, I'm never eating Pop Rox again.
Laurie you kick ass at telling these things!
All hail Laurie Strode!
A loud BANG is heard coming from upstairs. Laurie's face goes pale.
What was that?
I don't know. I'll check it out.
I'll be right back!
Horror movie survival rule #3: Never say 'I'll be right back'.
That's bull shit! I'll be right back!
Chandler maybe you should listen to them…
Too late. Chandler is already up the stairs.
Everyone say 'Bye-bye Chandler!'.
INT. ATTIC - THAT MOMENT
Chandler walks into the attic. He looks around for a bit, but doesn't
Someone there? Hello?
He looks outside the window.
Suddenly, Michael jumps out behind him. He takes out his large knife
stabs him in the heart.
Michael then stabs him in the eye, again and again. Chandler falls to
ground, his life escaping him.
Michael picks up an emergency axe, and slices him across his chest.
Chandler muffles out a scream, and dies.
Time has passed. People have left. The only one's that are still there
Laurie, Rachel, Cheri, Randy and Xander.
Hey, where is Chandler?
Maybe he's masterba-
If he doesn't come down, can I take you home Laurie?
Sure, why not.
Cheri goes over to the door, and tries to open it.
Hey! Someone locked it from the outside!
Maybe it was Chandler, playing a joke.
Cheri moves to another door, to discover it is locked as well.
Hey! This one is locked too!
Chandler!! Come out! This isn't funny!
Ok, guys, I'm starting to get a bit scared…
Haw! You don't even know what fear is.
Oh and you do?
Laurie gives Cheri a look.
Oh wait, yeah, you do.
All the lights suddenly go off.
Shit! What's happening?
Rachel runs over to Xander and hides behind him.
Ok now I'm scared.
Ooh baby and I like it.
Randy runs up in front of Laurie.
I'll protect you.
Cheri picks up a phone.
Damn it! The phone is dead.
What are we gonna do?
We split up.
Do as I say!
No! What if Michael is here?
God! Its happening again!
How many times is that for you?
Three counting this!
That's it! I'm finding a way out of here!
Well I'm coming with you!
Uh, me too!
Laurie, you come with me.
Laurie and Randy go one way, while Xander, Cheri and Rachel go the other.
This is never good.
INT. DARK HALLWAY
Cheri and Rachel, are clinging on to Xander, as they make their way
They run into the living room.
Ok, wait here.
Where are you going?
To find a way outta here!
Xander gives Rachel a kiss.
Xander walks out of the room. When he walks out, the door SLAMS behind him.
Out from behind the door is MICHAEL.
Cheri and Rachel SCREAM and SCREAM.
EXT. LIVING ROOM
Xander can hear Rachel and Cheri screaming.
Xander pounds on the door, but it doesn't open. He bangs on it
continuously, till it BUSTS open.
Lying on the couch is the body of CHERI. Her eyes, wide in horror, but
lifeless. There is slit on her neck.
CLOSE ON XANDER
As he screams LOUDLY.
RACHEL'S body falls from the ceiling fan and onto Xander. Xander screams
again and runs off and down the hall.
Xander runs into the closet and closes the door. He hears FOOTSTEPS
towards the closet door. Xander keeps his breathing low, when suddenly,
Michael's HAND comes splintering through the closet door. Xander lets out a
shriek as Michael keeps PUNCHING the door over and over till there is a
HOLE large enough to put your arm through just a bit.
Some of Michael's ARM comes through the hole, with a knife in hand.
swings his knife madly back and forth, trying to get at Xander.
The knife misses Xander by an inch or so each time. The knife swings
more as it falls to the closet floor.
Xander picks up the knife, and is just about to STAB Michael, as Michael's
ARM comes up and snaps his neck. Xander falls to the floor, dead.
I heard screaming coming from over there!
Ok, I'll just go check it out!
Randy slowly walks down the hall and towards the living room, just as
CRASHES directly into a coat rack. He stumbles back, very startled.
Sorry about that! Its very dark…
All of the sudden, MICHAEL comes up in front of RANDY and GRABS him
collar, slamming him into the wall.
Randy struggles a bit, when MICHAEL takes his knife, shimmering in the
moonlight peering in from a window, and suddenly STABBING him into the
Randy hangs from the knife, eyes wide in horror, impaled to the wall.
Laurie shrieks once more and runs off and about into the dark house.
Michael takes his KNIFE out of the impaled Randy, and slowly walks after
INT. BEDROOM - THAT MOMENT
Laurie rushes into the room, screaming in terror, slamming the door
her. She locks it up and pushes a dresser in front of it.
Laurie curls up to the end of the room, crying.
Footsteps are heard coming from outside the door.
Laurie rushes into the closet. She sits at the corner, breathing heavily.
CLOSE ON BEDROOM DOOR
As it splinters to bits.
Michael walks over to the closet and smashes open a small part of it.
Laurie screams as Michael repeatedly breaks the door open.
Hey Michael! I think we did this before!
Laurie stabs Michael in the eye with a wire hanger.
Michael grabs his eye, in pain.
Told you! I'm taking it up a notch!
Laurie grabs a light bulb and SMASHES it onto Michael's head.
Laurie kicks Michael in the chest, as he falls straight to the ground.
Laurie walks out of the closet and out of the bedroom. She nearly FLIES
down the flight of stairs, and directly to the front doors.
Laurie takes a large KITCHEN KNIFE and breaks the lock open. Laurie
up at the flight of stairs, only to see MICHAEL, staggering down.
Laurie rushes out of the house and down the street, over to the DORM
BUILDING. She runs to her dorm room and runs inside, locking the door.
She brings out a phone and dials 911.
911, how may I help you?
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEND THE POLICE OVER TO THE WOMAN'S DORM BUILDING AT
HADDONFIELD COLLEGE AND HURRY!!!!!!!!!!
She hangs up.
Suddenly, MICHAEL'S ARM comes bursting through the dorm window. Laurie
Michael gets inside, and walks over to Laurie, just as DR. LOOMIS hurries
inside and shoots Michael, dead.
DR. LOOMIS!!! OH GOD YOUR TIMING DOESN'T SUCK!
(out of breath)
Well, I was walking down the street, when I saw you running down the
sidewalk, and into the dorm. I then saw Michael walk after you.
Michael then SPURTS to life again, as Laurie brings out an emergency
and swipes off his left arm. She then takes the axe and chops off his other
arm. Dr. Loomis shoots his some more, and Laurie chops of Michael's head in
one big burst of energy.
Michael's head then bounces away like a basketball off court.
(looking at Dr. Loomis)
Was that the boogey man?
As a matter of fact, it was.
Laurie, and Dr. Loomis walk away from Michael's body, as we SLOWLY fade
TITLE CARD: Halloween III: The Fury Of Michael Myers