A TRANCAS FILMS INTERNATIONAL EPIC.......
An Othenin-Girard film.....
Announcer: JH was always a smart ass writer, always pulling a stunt with Halloween's most infamous....
(POV shows a montage of scenes with JH typing, laughing and patting himself on the back)
Announcer: Always making fun of the deadliest man in Halloween history.....
(Scene shows JH grinning as he types a spoof of H6: The Curse of Michael Myers)
JH:(grins) God, I'm such a smartass!! (JH does a little stupid dance) GO ME!! GO ME!! GO ME!! YEAH!!!
(Scene cuts to black)
Announcer: But now....The tables have turned.....and JH is about to regret his folly......
(Scene opens in a bedroom. JH is asleep in bed, resting comfortably in his Darth Maul pajamas with a smile)
(The alarm clock rings. JH is visibly annoyed. A deep voice calls from out of nowhere)
Voice: Time to get up, sleepyhead.....time to (teehee) make the doughnuts....
JH: ((half-awake) Time to make the doughnuts.....
(Suddenly, JH's eyes spring open. He lays perfectly still)
JH: Wait a minute....I don't make doughnuts.
(He suddenly sees the MIB, sitting in a comfy chair, hidden in the shadows)
MIB: Ahh, JH, my old nemesis. We meet at last!!
JH: Aw, snickers, Wynn! Can't it wait? I was having a kickass dream!
MIB: Such a pity it must end this way, JH. You were always a.....THORN in my side at the fiction site! But now, I shall have my revenge against you....and ALL the writers once and for all!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
JH: I'm obviously having a nightmare, and not a very good one!! See ya in the funny papers, Wynn, ya squirrely bastard!
(JH goes back to sleep. MIB laughs ominously)
MIB: This IS a nightmare.....but I'm NOT Wynn!!
(JH opens his eyes a gets a good look at the MIB. He suddenly realizes he has a reason to be afraid. Music becomes horrifying)
JH: Joe Chapelle......oh, Shi-
Joe: -You said it!! Get ready for a nightmare you will NEVER escape from!!!
JH: Not...."Manos: The Hands of Fate!!??"
Joe: No......even worse.....SHOWGIRLS!!!
(CU on JH. He is about to scream in terror when he quickly stops and thinks about it)
JH: AAAII-...Huh? Showgirls??
(A tender young woman's arm reaches over his shoulder. JH realizes that a nubile young lady is sharing his bed)
Woman's voice: Mmmmmm, baby......what time is it?
JH: Heheheh....Hail to the king, baby! Well Joe, nice try! Looks like your plan backfired! Liz Berkley may be a bad actress from "Saved By the Bell", but she's no clown cop!!
(CU on Joe Chapelle)
Joe: Heheh....Oh, JH.......I LIED!!!!
(JH watches Chapelle vanish into thin air. Confused and frightened, JH turns around and gasps when he sees TINA next to him!!!)
Tina: Teehee!!!! TEEHEE!!! It's Me, TINA.....Queen of room service!!!! Heheheh....Speaking of room service.....
(She looks at him seductively, with all the lust of a slobbering Moose. Theme music from "Psycho" plays in the BG. JH turns to look up at the camera, a birds eye POV. JH reaches out with one arm, shaking his fist in a desperate attempt to escape)
JH: AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!! RUUUUUUN!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! GURGLEGURGLEGURGLE!!!!!!!
(Scene cuts to black. Chapelle gives a quick VO)
Joe: Revenge is a dish best served cold......heheheh, it is very cold.....in Halloween FIVE!!!
Announcer: MY WORST NIGHTMARE 5: THE H5 DEATHTRAP OF JOE CHAPELLE
FIVE TIMES THE TERROR!!! FIVE TIMES THE JOE!!! FIVE TIMES THE.......TINA!!!!!!!! (Teehee!)
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