DIMENSION FILMS PRESENTS...... A GRIM REAPER PRODUCTION....... A JH movie.... (Scene opens in a college campus lounge. Several students are joking about Pendleton's "Urban Legends") Damon: That is all a bunch of bullcrap! That isn't how the story goes!! Student: They say the killer does those noxema ads! Damon: You're such a putz! You guys, forget about how the MOVIE portrayed it.....that's just another brilliant Hollywood ploy to spice up what REALLY happened!! Student: How do you know? Damon: Cuz I WAS THERE, YOU MORON!! What, you think some wacko girl bent on revenge actually HUNG ME to a tree??? I'll tell you what happened on campus when the "Urban Legend killer" struck!! (Scene cuts to black. POV floats down to Natalie and Brenda on the steps of the boarded up building. They are giggling) Brenda: Blooooodyyyyy Maryyyyyyy!!! (Cut to black) Narrator: It happened to someone.... (Cut to Brenda and Natalie) BrendaL Blooooodyyyyy MARYYYYYY!!!! (Cut to black) Narrator: Who knew someone...... (Cut to Brenda and Natalie) Natalie: (Freaked out) Bloody Mary! (Cut to black) Narrator: Someone YOU know...... (Scenes flash by. Scary music plays): (Tosh Screams as she reads "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the lights?" written in blood on the wall over her dead roommate) (Professor Wexler wakes up, startled by a nightmare) (Paul is grabbed by policeman and taken away from the Dean's office) Paul: Why aren't you doing something?? What are you trying to hide!!?? The public has a right to know!!! (Scene change to the darkened halls of the abandoned building. POV flies towards the boarded up entrance, facing Brenda and Natalie. A tormented moan is heard from inside the building) Natalie: Let's get out of here!! Narrator: YOU'RE NEXT!!! (POV relentlessly chases Brenda across campus at night. Chilling music blasts away in the background) (Wexler hears an ominous knock at his door at home. He is petrified in fear) (Tosh stands at a bridge, holding a knife and looking around fearfully) Tosh: Where the hell are you!!?? Narrator: For four students and their professor, an old legend is about to return! (Professor Wexler addresses Paul, Damon, Tosh and Brenda) Wexler: I'm telling you it's him! He's come back! Paul: You're letting this whole Urban Legends thing go to your head! That crazy psych teacher who went nuts is long gone. Why should he be after us? Why should he even be after YOU?? His killing spree happened years ago! Wexler: You don't understand.... (Scene change to blonde radio hostess getting spliced in the head by an axe) (Scene change to Natalie screams in terror) (Scene change to Paul and Brenda run past the campus swimming pool, chased by a figure covered in an old winter coat carrying an axe) Wexler: I was THERE.......He's come back to finish the job! (The killer stalks Damon in the library. The hooded figure goes by as he presses up against a bookshelf) (Tosh panics as she presses against a door. Something batters at the door to get in) (Paul expresses fear while listening to the demented laughing on the phone) Paul: LEAVE US ALONE, YOU FREAK!!! (Scene change to Wexler and Paul and Damon as they talk in his office) Wexler: How could I have been so stupid.... Damon: What do you mean? Wexler: I've researched hundreds of Urban Legends to find out what's going.....but I forgot the oldest and most dangerous Urban Legend of all...... Paul: What legend could possibly do this? (Scene change to Tosh and Damon swimming for their lives in a river, pursued by the killer) Wexler: Don't you know what today is? It's October 31st.......Halloween.....When the dead are given the power to roam the Earth! (Scene change to the campus security cop. A knock is heard at her door. The guard opens it and screams. POV shows an axe swinging at her. Scene cuts to black. Wexler's voice is heard) Wexler: I really hate to say it, Tosh, but your roommate's little prank on the Eve of Samhain has revived something horrible.....and now, we're ALL going to pay! Tosh: Great! (Scene opens. Wexler, Tosh and Damon are at the Professor's house) Tosh: That's just GREAT!!! (A knock comes at the door) Damon: I'll get it. (He reaches at the doorknob. Wexler stands up in fear) Wexler: DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!!!!! (Scene cuts to black) Narrator: Behind all legends.....lies a horrible truth..... (Montage of cast flies by) JOSHUA JACKSON! JARED LETO! REBECCA GAYHEART! DANIELLE HARRIS! and ROBERT ENGLUND as Professor Wexler!! and BRITTNEY SPEARS as Tiffany (Scene change. Paul and Tosh meet her new roommate, Tiffany. Tiffany bounces around the room, dancing to the music of the BackStreet boys. Paul has a suprised look and Tosh sneers) Paul: Well, you two should get along fine. Tosh: I'm in hell.....Where's my medicine!? (Tosh goes and gets her little bottle of Lithium. She turns to Tiffany and pegs her in the head with it) Paul: Whoa! Tosh: (sigh)....I'm feeling much better! Coming soon..... HALLOWEEN LEGENDS