The DEATH of Martha Meeks

by J. Smith

Starring:

PARKER POSEY

REBECCA GAYHEART

ROSE MCGOWAN

MARTHA MEEKS

and THE POODLE

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One day, Parker Posey, Rebecca Gayheart, and Rose McGowan were walking down the street. Parker is also walking her Poodle on a leash.

Parker--Well, today....... was cool.

Rebecca--Yep!

Rose--I am so FUCKING tired!

They all pass by a warehouse, when suddenly the back door swings open with a BANG!

Parker, Rebecca, and Rose all withdraw their guns from their purses.

The figure in the doorway screams.

Voice--Don't shoot I'm only seventeen!

The figure emerges from the darkness, revealing herself to be none other than Martha Meeks!!!!!!

The three girls all make a face of absolute repulse.

Rebecca--She's....she's hidious!

Rose--Open fire on the FUCKER!

The three begin shooting at Martha.

Martha--AAAAAAHHHHHH!

They quit firing when they see Martha waving a white flag in the air. A bullet hole is enlodged in her left leg. She stumbles to them.

Parker--Who.....the hell.....are you?

Martha--I'm Martha Meeks! I came to show you all a video....

Rose--Why the FUCK would we want to see your FUCKING video?

Rebecca--Ugh.....girl, you need some Noxzema!

Martha frowns.

Martha--.....*snif!*.....*sob!*......

Parker--Why......are you.....harassing....us?

Martha looks at Rebecca.

Martha--Rebecca! Don't you remember me from your hometown Honey Suckel located down south by the Smokey Mountains?

Rebecca--Hell no.

Martha--Well, we all miss you in Honey Suckel.

Rose--Get the FUCK away from us!

Martha holds up her videotape.

Martha--But I have something to show you!!!!

Rose grabs the videotape and throws it to the ground.

Parker--This....is what we think....of your videotape.....bitch!

Parker begins stomping on it with her highheals. Martha shrieks. The three girls cover their ears in pain.

Rose raises her gun.

Rose--For that, you're going to FUCKING die!

Martha screams again and begins running away!

Parker--After her!!!!!

Martha begins crossing the road.....when suddenly a red corvette driven by the Ghostfaced killer from Scream 3 comes along and CRASHES right into her.

Martha--AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Martha goes flying into the air as Parker, Rose, and Rebecca watch in awe.

She lands in a small puddle of mud. She is bloody, mangled, and half-alive.

Martha--Ouch!

Suddenly, a phone line ZAPS as sparks fly from the pole. The wire snaps off, and falls....surprisingly....directly into the mud puddle!

Rebecca--Wow....

Martha stands as electricity bolts through her body, causing her to shake violently. Finally, she falls over dead with a SPLASH.

Parker--Is.....she dead?

Suddenly, a steam roller drives by, and flattens Martha to the size of a pancake. The heroic steam roller driver happily waves at Parker, Rebecca, and Rose as he continues on his journey.

Rebecca--She is now.

Then, the poodle goes to the puddle, lifts his leg, and pees all over the remains of the morbidly dead Martha Meeks.

The End! :)