DISCLAIMER: I FOR TO NOT WRITE STORIE TWO GET MONIES.
MY WORST NIGHTMARE 3
BY MATT ERICKSON
FADE IN WHEREVER THE LAST ONE LEFT OFF-NIGHT
JOE CHAPPELLE:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! You are quite a fine actor. I should put you in all of my movies!!!!
DUSTY:You can't make me!!!!
JOE:Yes I can!!!!
Dusty covers his ears and starts humming a tune.
DUSTY:Hmmmm hmmm hmm I can't hear you hmmmm hmmm I'm not listening.
Chappelle takes out a syringe and jabs it into Dusty's chest.
DUSTY:Gee, I think I've been drugged.
Dusty starts to stagger around.
JOE: Now that you're drugged, I can take over the world!
Cody and JH enter the scene.
DUSTY:Hey, how'd you guys get here?
JOE:Oh, I cut that part out.
JH:Hi, Dusty. What's up?
DUSTY:Oh, Chappelle had a hissy fit and now he's making me live out one of his stupid movies. What's new withyou?
JOE:(whining)I'm not having a fit! You people think you're really funny, don't you?! Well I've got a little surprise! Guess who has just been hired to direct "Halloween 8"?
JOE:No, you idiot! Me! ME! ME! I'm directing it! And I'm making you all characters! And I'm gonna have you all killed! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Stay here, I gotta go get my camcorder...
The chariot dissapears into the clouds.
CODY:Now's our chance to get out of here!
Cody turns around and runs right into big fat Michael Myers from "Halloween 6"! Myers swings his 10-foot-long butcher knife and pricks Cody's left knee. Gallons of blood comes gushing out and floods the whole place.
CODY:Oh, no. He cut me.
He wipes the blood off and the three run down the street and hide behind a fence.
CODY:We're all gonna die!
DUSTY: No we're not. I've got a plan and if it works, we'll all get out of this alive.
Dusty shoves JH out from behind the fence.
JH:Hey, What the...?!
Michael appears and stabs JH to death.
DUSTY:He's distracted. Let's get out of here!
They run up to an old, abandoned mansion.
DUSTY:Cody, break down the door and see if there are any psychos in there.
Cody breaks down the door and they enter.
INT. CREEPY OLD HOUSE-NIGHT
DUSTY:This place seems safe.
CODY:This house is pure evil!
Michael walks by in the background.
CODY:...It's too old!
DUSTY:Hey. I've got an idea. Let's have a Halloween party!
The mansion now has Halloween decorations all over the place.
DUSTY:Let's chop up a pumkin and make pumkin pie!
CODY:Okay. Uh-oh. I left my lucky axe in the basement,I'll be right back.
Cody comes down the stairs and looks around.
CODY:Hmmm, now where is that darn axe...
DUSTY:(to himself)Cody's been gone a long time. I hope nobody killed him and stuffed him in that closet over there.
Dusty opens the closet door and Cody's body falls out. He's got screwdrivers, wrenches, and dozens of other tools rammed into his back.
DUSTY:Damn, I was right.
Dusty runs out the front door.
Joe Chappelle is standing on the porch.
CHAPPELLE:I couldn't find my camcorder, but I found out that if I take lots of pictures with my Poloriod and tape them together, it kinda looks like a movie.
DUSTY:Get out of my way you moron!
Dusty shoves past Chappelle. Michael appears, rams a Super Soaker into Chappelle's mouth, and pumps his head so full of water that it explodes.
Dusty runs down the sidewalk, where he finds JH.
DUSTY:JH! I thought you were dead!
JH:No. It's just ketchup.
DUSTY: Well, everyone else is dead.
JH:You think we should call the police?
DUSTY: No. Let's just run around and scream all night.
JH:Wait! Look up there!
JH points up into the sky.
JH:It's a helicopter! They've come to save us!
A cardboard helicopter lowers itself to the ground.
POLICE OFFICER: (from inside helicopter)Is everyone all right?
DUSTY:No. Everyone's dead.
OFFICER:Don't worry, the police are here.
As the officers emerge from the helicopter, goofy clown music starts playing.
JH:OH CRAP NO!!!!!!!!
DEPUTY TOM: Well gee golly, Nick, looks like we got a crime scene!
DEPUTY NICK: I'll get the chalk!("Mwa, mwa, Mwaaaaa")
TOM:Hey, that's no fair, you got to draw the happy faces last time!("boing")
A CB radio is heard inside the helicopter.
TOM:Hold on I'll be right back.
Tom stumbles back into the helicopter. An hour later,he comes back out.
TOM: Captian Ernest P. Worrell has advised us to check out the crime scene and see the gross stuff.
Suddenly, Michael Myers appears behind Tom and shoves an umbrella into his back, which shoots out his chest. Myers opens the umbrella and rips Tom completly in two.
Nick pulls out his gun.
NICK:Stop right there!
Michael lunges to Nick. Nick shoots Michael right in the forehead...at least he would have if the cork wasn't attached to a string. Michael rips off Nick's face as Dusty and JH escape into the helicopter.
Dusty grabs the Nintendo joystick and pulls up. The blades of the 'copter roar to life and chops off Michael's head(which looks more like a watermelon with a mask on it). The helicopter rises up into the air(with strings) and flys off into the sunset and out of Joe Chappelle's Land of Crappola Movies.