Halloween 7: Friday the 13th

Ok, so, after i finished HALLOWEEN 1998 I realized that, "Hey! What the
hell! I'll just do a Spoof!" and i did that. so after i did I was all like
"Hey! What the hell! I'll do a crossover and/or another H20 fanfiction
challenge! I couldnt decide between both, so i decided i'd make one WHOLE
script thats a crossover, and the other one. Anywho. Enjoy Michael vs.
Jason as much as i enjoyed making it. **Authors note: May the last comment
be stricken from the record; I went through hell making this! so please
enjoy it, it isnt as long as H1998 so this should be a quicky... kind of**
Anywho... read....please....now....

---Sidney

HALLOWEEN 7: FRIDAY THE 13th
Michael Myers vs. Jason Vorhees
The Night He Met Him
 

FADE IN

October 30th.

INT. STREETS- NIGHT

POV UNKNOWN we walk slowly down a street, and watch a speeding bus pass by.

INT. BUS

Everyone including the driver is screaming.  A MACHETE has tore threw the
roof, and a grueling, disgusting figure jumps in.

This figure, is, JASON VORHEES. Sporting the traditional, yet scarred
hockey mask, and ragged worker clothes.

A pedestrian screams and makes a run for the door. Jason strikes out his
machete  and rips out his stomach with it.

POV UNKNOWN We run down the sidewalk and in front of the bus.

INT. BUS

Jason takes the wheel. He drives the bus around wildly, as the UNKNOWN
FIGURE is seen by the headlights…

CLOSE ON WINDSHIELD
As it shatters to bits. A spray of glass spills out onto the floor, as a
SHADOW falls to the floor along with the glass.

Jason whips his head around to the floor, and sees the SHADOW arising….

It is MICHAEL MYERS. Still sporting the white mask, faded construction
worker clothes, and clutched in his hand is a large, shiny KITCHEN KNIFE.

Michael looks at Jason for a bit. Meanwhile Jason takes out his large
MACHETE. This means he takes his hand off the steering wheel, causing the
bus to SWAY off the road and onto the sidewalk.

More people scream as they trip over to the rear of the bus at the sudden
change of direction.

The bus finally finds its way off the sidewalk and back on the road…

WHEN SUDDENLY ANOTHER BUS SMASHES INTO THE SIDE OF THE BUS, SENDING BOTH MICHAEL AND JASON THROUGH THE BROKEN WINDSHIELD.

POV MICHAEL As he falls hard onto the pavement road.

POV JASON As he also falls onto the pavement road.

Michael gets back up and watches as both buses ignites in flames.

He looks over to the other side, when he sees Jason getting back up from
his collision with the ground.

Michael looks back at the flaming wreckage, then back to Jason…

Only to discover Jason is gone.

POV JASON Staring back at Michael from behind a tree.

You can almost see the anger in his eyes.

Michael, slowly turns around, and spots Jason.

Michael's heavy breathing turns to deep breaths of anger.

Jason flashes his Machete at Michael then walks away. Michael, in a burst
of anger throws his knife to a tree, impaling a raccoon to it.

He stares back at the spot Jason was, then at the wreckage.

Michael stands there, staring at the flaming buses, as we see JASON,
staring at MICHAEL from behind. JASON tightens his fist.

BLACKOUT!!!!

Blackness. Total blackness. Almost perfect silence when…

The shimmering, orange word 'Halloween' appear on screen, as the scratched
up and torn words 'Friday The 13th' appear below it.

The two headings vanish from sight, as we slowly back away, till we back
out of a huge EYEHOLE. We back away from the eyehole revealing a white
rubber mask.

We back away from the white MASK as we the back out of a giant HOLE. We
back away from the hole revealing it was a similar EYEHOLE. It reveals to
belong to a white hockey mask.

The two masks suddenly spurt to life as their bodies attach below them.
Michael (white mask) takes out a long, slender looking knife, and Jason
(hockey mask) takes out a large, long machete.

Jason and Michael strike their weapons at each other, and the CLASHING
noise of there weapons hitting together echo throughout the setting as we
quickly-

FADE OUT
 

TITLE CARD: HALLOWEEN 7: FRIDAY THE 13th
 

EXT. TV STATION- THE NEXT MORNING

A rusty old car pulls up to a parking space, and out steps Courtney Strode,
a woman in her early 40's. Out of the passenger side steps out Cher Strode,
Courtney's daughter. A young woman around the age of 15.

CHER
(throwing a fit)
Mom… I don't wanna be here! Its Halloween vacation and I have to be at
home-

COURTNEY
On your computer. On the internet. In the chat rooms. Honey you spend way
too much time in there.

CHER
But today is the R-P-G award ceremony!

COURTNEY
What?

CHER
Role-playing-game!

COURTNEY
On the internet?

CHER
Yes its very simple.

COURTNEY
Why do they have rpg award ceremonies?

CHER
'Cause if you didn't you would feel as you would be role playing for no
reason. And today is the Buffy The Vampire Slayer award ceremony. I was
nominated for best Willow Rosenberg actress!

COURTNEY
Well they will have to have the awards without you! Besides this is a good
learning experience for someone who is on her computer all the time.

Cher and her mom walk out of the parking lot and into the studio.

INT. TV STUDIO

COURTNEY
Have I ever told you about the time my sister went on the internet all the
time?

CHER
(using thumbs to form a W with her hands)
Whatever.

They walk down a hall and into the set.

Cher waits as her mom runs off to the make up room. She leans on a tv on
the set.

REPORTER
(from tv)
Last night, a terrible accident caused 30 people their lives. At around 2
am last night, two buses collided and ignited on fire. All the passengers
were killed, but, witnesses say that 2 dark figures with masks were seen
running away from the wreckage. But, on an unrelated topic, the infamous
Camp Crystal Lake is being torn down today, and burned to a crisp. Jason
Vorhees was nowhere to be found. That camp is only a few miles from our
small town of Haddonfield. Plus Its Halloween today. Could Michael Myers be
at it again? Find out if this is a Halloween to remember, or a Halloween to
forget. More on the Camp Crystal Lake story after a few messages from our
sponsor, 'Soap and Sponge'.

CHER
(seeing Courtney approach)
Mom? Who is this, 'Jason Vorhees' and 'Michael Myers'.

COURTNEY
Oh honey, don't worry about that, they probably wont be coming to this
town.

CHER
But who are they?

COURTNEY
(grabbing a book from a table)
Here, read this.

Courtney hands the book to Cher and walks over to the news set.

CHER
(reading the book title)
Real life Boogeymen?

She opens the book.

CHER
Chapter one, Michael Myers: Immortal or lost soul?

INT. STUDIO- MUCH LATER

CHER
Chapter two, Jason Vorhees: Slasher King or Hockey Freak?

INT. STUDIO- MUCH MORE LATER

CHER
Chapter three: Freddy Krueger: Dream Master or Nightmare Ruler?

INT. STUDIO-  VERY MUCH LATER

CHER
(very tired)
Chapter four: Chucky. A doll or the spawn of Satan?

Cher looks at the book.

CHER
Ok I will not go any further.

She shuts the book as Courtney walks up to her.

COURTNEY
Ok honey, ready to go?

CHER
I am sooooo ready to go. Uh, mom?

COURTNEY
Yes.

CHER
It says hear Michael Myers likes to kill his relatives. And the Strode's
are his relatives. We are the Strode's. You know, Laurie Strode is my late
cousin?

COURTNEY
Oh Cher, yeah, the Strode's do have an ugly past. But, this is not the
past. Focus on the now.

CHER
But it says that from the time period of 1978 and 1998 Michael Myers has
been a non stop killing machine.

COURTNEY
Yeah?

CHER
Plus he killed on Halloween in 1978. Today is Halloween. What if he does it
again???

COURTNEY
Cher! You should not be worrying.

CHER
But what if it isn't? What if Jason Vorhees is coming!? Or maybe that doll
that comes to life… or that guy with knives for fingers that stalks people
in their dreams?! What if-

COURTNEY
Honey, you know I love you, and I mean this with all my love: Shut up.

INT. STRODE HOUSE- THE NEXT MORNING

INT. CHER'S ROOM

Cher walks into the room, bathrobe tied around her, with a towel wrapped
around her hair.

She picks up the phone and dials a number.

CHER
(to phone)
Hello Mrs. Vorhees. Is Tai there?

MRS. VORHEES
(through phone)
Yes just one moment.

Cher waits a while.

CHER
Tai?

TAI
(through phone)
Hey Cher? Wassup?

CHER
Well I am totally buggin'. I couldn't go to sleep last night.

TAI
Why not?

CHER
Oh well I read this thing on Jason Vorhees and…. Hey wait a minute…

TAI
What.

CHER
Vorhees is your last name!

TAI
For many years now.

CHER
Well could you and Jason be related?

TAI
Hmmm…. Is he cute? If so I hope note.

EXT. MALL

TAI
AHHHHH!!!!!!!! HE'S HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cher, who is sitting beside Tai on a bench, showed a picture of JASON'S
face.

CHER
Don't worry Tai, I'm sure you'll find someone soon.

Sitting next to Cher and Tai is Trent Bronson. Cher's boyfriend. Around 16,
class president, jock, quarter-back type of guy.

TRENT
Yeah Tai. It shouldn't be too long before you find someone.

TAI
Thank you Trent.

Trent puts his arm around Cher and gives her a kiss on the cheek.

Barry Patterson, walks up to the three and plunks down next to Tai. Almost
cool. Almost a jock. Almost handsome. A definite Trent-wannabe.

TAI
(in love)
Hey Barry.

BARRY
(also in love)
Hey Tai.

Tai giggles a bit.

CHER
(whispering to Trent)
They know they like each other why not go for it?

Trent shrugs his shoulders, as Cher looks off into the distance and sees
The Shape staring at her and the others from behind a tree.

CHER
Hey guys, who's that?

Amber Fraiser walks up to them.

AMBER
You must mean me, who could take their eyes off of me?

Cher rolls her eyes.

BARRY
Hey Amber.

CHER
I meant the guy behind the tree over there.

Amber turns around to see the Shape behind the tree. She can't get a good
focus on him.

TAI
Hey isn't that Devon Graham?

CHER
(almost to herself)
I don't think so.

AMBER
I think he's cute.

Cher, Barry, Tai, Trent and Amber all stare at the Shape.

Suddenly, a car drives in front of them, blocking the view from the Shape.

When the car moves away the Shape is gone.

TRENT
Hey Cher you think he has a thing for you?

CLOSE ON CHER
Hey eyes are still fixed at the spot where the Shape was.

ANGLE ON TAI

TAI
Cher, are you alright?

CHER
Uh, yeah. I'm fine.

BARRY
Any ways, as you all know I am 17 today.

TAI
Yeah?

BARRY
Uh-huh. Party at my place tonight.

TRENT
Aren't you too old for parties?

BARRY
This is just a hang out party.

CHER
Uh…. I don't go to parties on Halloween.

AMBER
Why not? Too scared to be out of the house where your mommy daddy can't
watch you?

Cher looks at Amber.

CHER
I could either chase you down and kick your ass or give you a lollipop.
Since I'm out of lollipops…

Cher leaps off of the bench and towards Amber. Trent holds her back.

TRENT
Settle down you two!

AMBER
Whatever. I'm outtie. Catch you freaks later.

Amber walks away.

CHER
Ugh! I hate her.

From across the street, we see JASON walking across the road and onto the
sidewalk no too far from them. He takes out his Machete when suddenly…

A CAR SMASHES INTO A FIRE HYDRENT ON THE SIDEWALK, AND RUNS OVER JASON.

Cher and the others immediately turn their heads over to the scene.

CHER
Oh my god.

Trent runs over to the car.

TRENT
Hey! What do you think your doing?

DRIVER
Sorry! I didn't see him!

Trent looks under the car for the body.

No one.

TRENT
Well this is just great.

Cher and Tai run over to Trent.

CHER
Trent, what happened?

TRENT
This jerk just ran over some guy.

TAI
But where's the body?

Barry runs over to them.

BARRY
Hey, I think I saw him crawl up from under the car and run over there.
(pointing to the other side of the street)

TAI
Well we gotta find him.

The car pulls up and drives down the road.

TRENT
HEY!!! GET BACK HERE!!

BARRY
Christ. Lets go find him.

CHER
I don't know…

Barry, Trent and Tai pull Cher along with them.

EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING

BARRY
Then I saw him run over here.

Cher crosses her arms uneasily and walks along with them.

CHER
Why do we have to find him anyway?

TRENT
Because.

CHER
Oh yes that is so convincing.

Trent looks at Cher.

The four-some  tip toe there way to the corner of the building.

Barry peeks around the corner.

His eyes widen.

BARRY
Oh god.

CHER
What?

BARRY
Look.

Cher moves her way to the corner and peer out.

POV CHER we see a  man, wearing torn worker clothes, scarred hands and
legs. He wears a hockey mask. Its Jason!

CHER
(to herself)
Jason…..?

Cher lets out a scream and runs away.

TRENT
Cher!!!

Tai and Barry look back around the corner. Jason is gone.

INT. STREETS

Cher, runs frantically from the sight she saw. Trent, stumbling and
tripping over this and that, runs after her.

Trent catches up and grabs Cher by the arm.

TRENT
Cher what's wrong??!

CHER
(scared)
IT WAS HIM ITS JASON! I SAW HIM HE HAS THE MASK AND MACHETE AND
EVERYTHING!!!

Cher falls into Trent's arms, crying.

CHER
(crying)
He's here to kill us! He wants to kill us…

Trent slowly strokes her hair.

TRENT
No one is here to kill you.

INT.  CHER'S ROOM- THAT NIGHT

The CAMERA moves from one side of the room to another.

CLOSE ON CHER
Her face is smushed against her desk, she's snoring away.

ANGLE ON DOOR

Her mother comes into the room and sets the laundry on her bed.

She looks at Cher for a moment, then leaves.

Cher wakes up.

She walks over to the bed and sits down.  Cher gazes out of the window.

From behind a shimmering lamp post, the Shape stands. Staring at Cher.

 Cher doesn't notice. Her eyes look up at the stars, as a loud CRASH-BOOM
from somewhere makes her scream loudly.

She looks back into her room, realizing some books of hers fell off of her
desk.

Cher lets out a sigh of relief and looks back out the window.

This time she sees The Shape standing right below the window.

Cher screams. The Shape's hand reaches out for her head. Cher grabs a
sharpened pencil and stabs  Michael in the head.

INT. CHER'S ROOM- DAY

Cher, wakes up screaming as she realizes it was just a dream.

Her mother Courtney comes rushing in.

COURTNEY
Cher, Cher, what's wrong??

CHER
I had a bad dream, about Michael…

COURTNEY
Honey, honey, you cannot let things like that get to you. The police said
that they are taking special precautions on this day. It is Halloween, you
now. Now I'll seeya tomorrow. I'm going to the Tv station, and I'm working
till 11. I'll be staying at Janice's house for the night.

CHER
Ok.

INT. BARRY'S HOUSE-THAT MOMENT

Barry, sits at a kitchen stool, staring out of the large, plate glass
window.

There's some Jiffy Pop popcorn on the stove. It crackles and hisses and
pops.

CLOSE ON BARRY'S FACE
As he looks down the street, and spots the Shape.

BARRY
What the hell-

A loud POP from the popcorn makes  Barry jump out of his chair.

He looks over at his popcorn, then back at the window.

Suddenly, a loud CRASH-BOOM comes from the patio. Barry JUMPS again. He
runs down a long hallway and into the living room.

At the side of the living room stands the glass-patio-doors.

Barry pulls open the blinds and peers out into the patio. The sun is
setting. The sky is a pinkish orange. Dead leaves crackle as they travel
along the patio floor.

Barry pulls open the sliding door and steps onto the patio. Where the patio
ends, the backyard begins. It's a fairly big backyard, u can hardly see the
end of it.

Barry's footsteps echo as he walks about the patio floor. He steps off.

BARRY
Someone there?

He hears some movement coming from around the corner of the house.

Barry looks at it. He slowly walks towards it and backs up onto the wall.

He scoots his way over to the corner, and jumps across the corner to see…

Nothing.

BARRY
Too much tv.

He lets out a breath of relief and walks towards the patio doors. He shuts
them closed.

POV JASON
We come up to a white, tall fence. We see a hand bringing out a Machete and
stabbing the fence till it splinters completely. We see a leg coming
kicking down the fence. We walk into the next yard.

The next yard is actually Barry's backyard.

POV JASON
We walk up to the porch and look at the patio doors. We bring out our
Machete again, and strike the glass doors. They fall and crumble to a
broken glass heap. We step inside, and walk down the long hallway. A very
scared Barry walks in front of us. He screams. We bring out a leg and kick
him to the floor.

The CAMERA moves towards a mirror. In the mirror we see that Jason,
standing above Barry, is holding up a Machete. Jason strikes down his
machete onto Barry. Again and again. In the mirror we don't see Barry
getting stabbed, but each time he is stabbed, blood splatters against the
mirror.

Finally, Barry falls dead, as Jason brings out a rag and wipes his machete
clean.

EXT. STREETS - MOMENTS LATER

Cher and Tai are walking down the street, talking. Cher watches as trick or
treaters run by.

TAI
Awww aren't they cute?

CHER
So you we're going over to  Barry's for the party for 1 hour then we excuse
ourselves and find out some way we can leave. Like… you start feeling sick
and we fake you throwing up! That's perfect.

TAI
I don't know Cher, I mean.. I kinda like Barry. You know… he's kinda cute!

CHER
Awww Tai. He probably feels the same way about you.

TAI
You think?

Tai and Cher move towards the next street when suddenly….

A SHAPE JUMPS OUT AT TAI AND CHER WITH A KNIFE !

Cher and Tai scream.

The "Shape" falls to the ground, laughing.

Cher rips off The Shape's mask to reveal its Trent.

CHER
Trent! That isn't funny!!!

TRENT
(laughing really hard)
Oh god, oh god! You should have heard yourselves scream! And the look on
your faces!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trent continues to laugh. After he stops, Cher, Tai and Trent cross the
street to Barry's house to see…

 Police tape circles the perimeter. Sirens blare and police cars and
ambulances cover the area.

TAI
Oh my god! What happened to Barry?!

All 3 of them watch as paramedics carry a body bag into the ambulance.

TAI
(in tears)
Oh my god… Barry…

Tai starts crying. Trent takes her in his arms, as Cher just stares up at
the house.

Her breathing starts turning to terrifying gasps for breath.

CHER
He was here!

TRENT
What?

CHER
That guy that was in the car accident! He was here! He came from where ever
he was and broke in and killed Barry!

Tai starts crying even more.

TRENT
What about that other guy you saw, behind the tree?

CHER
I don't know…

POV MICHAEL
As we walk up behind Cher Tai and Trent.

REVERSE SHOT

Cher, who suspects someone is behind them, nudges to Trent.

CHER
Trent…

TRENT
What…

Cher motions Trent to turn around.

Trent turns his head slightly, to see…

Nothing.

TRENT
Cher are you ok?

CHER
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine.

INT. POLICE STATION - MOMENTS LATER - INVESTIGATION ROOM

A small room, a small desk in the middle of it, a small light hanging from
the small ceiling. So basically its small.

Cher, who sits across the desk from a tired looking, middle aged man
smoking a cigarette.

MAN
So did you know Barry very well?

CHER
(hardly able to speak)
Uh, yeah.

MAN
What was that?

CHER
(louder)
Yeah.

MAN
Ok then. Now-

Suddenly, coming bursting through the wall MICHAEL MYERS emerges.

Cher gets up off her chair and screams.

Michael whips out his knife and stabs the Man in his neck. The man lets out
a choked scream as he falls to the floor, dead.

Cher picks up a chair and throws it at Michael.

Michael catches it and throws it back at Cher.

POV CHER
As we see the chair hurling towards us. It smashes directly on us, as we
FADE TO BLACK…
 

INT. UNKNOWN - STILL EVERYTHING IS BLACK

CHER'S POV
Black, slowly fades to red, slowly fades to blue, slowly fades to a blurry
white. It slowly fades to reveal…

That Cher, is lying in a hospital bed. In a hospital room. She is still in
her regular clothes.

CHER
(half asleep)
Wha…t?

Tai and Trent come rushing into the room.

TAI
Omigod, Cher! I am totally freaked! Way beyond buggin'! Are you alright?

CHER
Uh… Michael… came… after… me… hit me with chair…

TRENT
Yeah, we found the other guy lying dead on the floor, I was so worried
about you…

TAI
Yeah, and after we came in, we found no one there! I am way too freaked! He
could come back!

TRENT
So anyways… we got you in an ambulance, and we came over here. Now… it's a
big hospital, but there are about only 4 doctors and 5 nurses.

CHER
What? Why?

TRENT
And no security.

TAI
Well, they all got some ebola virus or something and they were all sent
home!

CHER
Even security!?

TRENT
Yeah.

CHER
This is no good! Michael might come back to me! Maybe even Jason! Oh no. Oh
no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no!!!!!!!!!

TRENT
Cher calm down!

Dr Prescott walks in the room.

DR PRESCOTT
Ok, Cher?

CHER
Yeah.

DR PRESCOTT
That is a pretty big bump on your nogin! Just rest and we will do the rest.

CHER
Um, if you see some guy in a white mask, and worker clothes, and he has a
knife…

DR PRESCOTT
Yeah?

CHER
Tell him I'm not here.

EXT. HOSPITAL - THAT MOMENT

Jason, with his Machete shining brightly in the lit streets, walks very
fast across the street, and in front of the Hospital.

EXT. ANOTHER SIDE OF THE HOSPITAL - THAT MOMENT

Michael, with his trusty butcher knife in hand, walks down the parking lot
and reaches a side door of the hospital.

EXT. HOSPITAL

Jason stabs his MACHETE through the GLASS DOOR as it shreds to bits.

EXT. ANOTHER SIDE OF THE HOSPITAL

Michael looks at the GLASS DOOR, as he hurls himself at it as it shatters
to bits. Michael slams onto the hard Hospital floor.

INT. HOSPITAL ROOM

CHER
What was that??!

TAI
What.

TRENT
I heard a crack then a shatter and then a slam.

CHER
Oh god they're here!!!

DR PRESCOTT
Who is here?

Cher runs off out of her bed and speeds down the hall.

DR PRESCOTT
Hey!!!!

Cher runs around the corner to slam into…..

AMBER
 
Cher screams loudly as Amber screams loudly, too.

CHER
AMBER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE???

AMBER
WELL WHEN I HEARD YOU WERE HERE I COULDN'T HELP BUT COME HERE AND MAKE FUN OF YOU! DUH!

CHER
UHH! AS IF!

Trent runs up to Cher.

AMBER
(flirtatious)
Oh.. hehehe… hello Trent…

TRENT
Hello Amber.

Amber walks to Trent and puts her arm over him.

AMBER
So Trent, how about us two go to the Home Coming dance?

TRENT
(putting her arm over Cher)
Sorry, but I'm going with my G-I-R-L-F-R-I-E-N-D.

AMBER
(disappointed yet happy)
Oh.

She gives Trent a snappy look, and then turns to Cher, angrily.

AMBER
(whispering in her ear)
He will be mine.

Amber gives Cher another look then walks away.

INT. HOSPITAL OFFICE

NURSE THOMPSON and DR. THORN sit at a table, one doing paperwork, the other
surfing the net.

DR THORN
How is it possible that 3 quarters of the staff get the Ebola virus in a
period of 2 days?

NURSE THOMPSON
Well that patient with the Ebola virus came into the hospital, and.... yada
yada yada everyone has it.

DR THORN
Seinfeld references again?

NURSE THOMPSON
Can't get the show out of my head.

DR THORN
I see.

NURSE
Dr. Thorn, the security cameras show that the an entrance to the hospital
has been shattered completely

Dr. Thorn scoots over to the monitors.

DR THORN
I see...

NURSE
I'm sending the secretary to check it out.

INT. FRONT DESK - THAT MOMENT

A SECRETARY, with a cup of coffee in hand, sits down at the front desk, and
boots up her computer.

She looks up from the screen, to see the GLASS DOORS shattered to bits.

She runs over to the them just as...

A MACHETE STRIKES INTO HER AND IMPALES HER TO THE WALL.

SECRETARY
AAAAAAAaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.....

The CAMERA pans from her dead body to JASON. Jason takes out his Machete as
the body falls to the ground, surrounded by a small pool of blood.

INT. HOSPITAL OFFICE

The Nurse's EYES widen as she sees the monitor focusing on the dead body of
the SECRETARY.

NURSE THOMPSON
Oh my god!!!!!!

DR. THORN
What is it???

The nurse points at the monitor gingerly. The Dr lets out a strangled
scream just as....

THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN, REVEALING MICHAEL MYERS. The nurse screams as MICHAEL
walks into the room, slamming the door behind him.

EXT. HOSPITAL OFFICE

Amber, listening to her headphones, walks past the office. If she hadn't
been wearing the headphones she would have heard the screaming coming from
inside the office.

INT. HOSPITAL OFFICE

Michael has impaled the NURSE to the wall with a dozen sharp pencils. He
then rushes over to the Doctor, and tears his hand off. The Doctor screams
as Michael then snaps his neck. He falls to the ground, dead.

INT. CAFETERIA - THAT MOMENT

Amber, with a coke in her hand, sits at a lunch table. The entire room is
empty. At the side is the kitchen, which has trays lying before the lunch
serving area. A CRASH-BOOM is heard coming from the kitchen.

Amber looks towards the kitchen.

AMBER
Someone there?

Another CRASH-BOOM.

AMBER
Hello???

She gets up off her table, and walks towards the kitchen.

AMBER
Cher, this isn't funny!

She enters the kitchen, past many boiling pots and hot stoves. Before she
comes upon...

MICHAEL.

Amber looks at him for a bit, then screams. Michael holds up a knife, and
throws it at Amber. Amber ducks as it stabs into a wall. She runs off and
about the kitchen. Michael slowly walks after her.

Amber runs behind a counter. Sitting atop the counter is a KNIFE RACK.

Michael walks up to the counter. He slides the knife rack off of the
counter.

POV AMBER
As we see the knife rack falling off of the counter. Knives fall out and
towards us. Finally, one KNIFE comes right to us as we fade to black...

INT. HALLWAY

Cher, along with Dr. Evans, walk down the long hallway, and step in front
of a room.

DR
So Cher,  we're gonna do a bit examination, then you and your friends can
go home, ok?

CHER
Ok.

Dr. Evans opens up the door…

AS JASON COME BURSTING OUT OF IT, AND STABS THE DOCTOR IN HIS FACE

Dr. Evans falls dead, as Cher SCREAMS in disgust. She runs off and down the
hall.

Jason takes out his Machete and walks after her.

Cher grabs a door and swings it open. She goes inside and shuts the door.

INT. ROOM

Everything is pitch black. All we see is black for a while, and all we hear
is CHER'S loud breathing.

We then hear a crash. Then a bang. Then a clatter.

A loud CLICK brings all the lights back on.

Cher is seen with her finger poised on the switch. The CAMERA moves around
the room to reveal it is the same ROOM where Nurse Thompson and Dr. Thorn
died.

CLOSE ON CHER'S EYES
As she gasps at the grueling sight… of Nurse Thompson, impaled to the wall,
pencils struck in all over her body… and Dr. Thorn, he lays lifeless on his
chair.

Suddenly, a SEVERED HAND drops down onto Cher's shoulder. It belongs to Dr.
Thorn.

CHER SCREAMS
As the blade of the MACHETE goes right through the door!

CHER screams again. The blade goes in again and again. Finally, he makes a
HOLE big enough for his head to fit in.

So JASON puts his head through the whole and looks up at Cher.

CHER
Here you go Mister
I-think-I-can-stalk-you-all-day-and-then-come-up-and-say- Oh what the hell.

Cher picks up some scissors, just as JASON splinters the entire door.

Jason walks in, just as CHER throws some scissors at him. The scissors
catch in his throat.

Cher rushes out of the room and runs screaming down the hall.

She turns the corner, just as she BASHES INTO TAI.

Tai SCREAMS. Cher SCREAMS.

CHER
OHIGOD TAI!
IFOUNDTHESENURSESANDDOCTORSANDTHEYWEREALLDEADANDTHENAFTERTHATJASON-

TAI
Whoa, Cher, slow down! Just slow down! Breathe….breathe….

MICHAEL appears behind Tai, he raises his knife.

CHER
TAI OHMIGODTURNAROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tai turns around, just as Michael's KNIFE slashes across her face.

Tai screams. The knife shoves up her mouth.

Tai's scream fades as she falls, dead.

Cher screams, and looks up at Michael.

Cher runs past him just before he can strike, but, Michael is able to STAB
Cher in the shoulder.

Cher grabs her shoulder with her other arm. She shrieks in terror as she
sees Michael walking after her.

Cher runs into her hospital room, only to see…

JASON and TRENT. Jason, has his Machete, stabbing into Trent's stomach.

CHER
TRENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trent, looks up at Cher, with helpless little eyes.

TRENT
Cher…… I love you…

Trent falls to the ground, dead.
 

CHER
(crying)
TRENT!!! NO!!!

She looks up at Jason in hatred.

CHER
YOU SICK BASTARD!!!

Cher runs over to Jason, just as…

MICHAEL COMES BURSTING IN FROM THE WALL.

Cher stumbles back, startled.

Michael looks at Jason, then at Cher. Cher runs out of the room.

Cher runs down the hall, searching for a door that isn't locked. She comes
upon the Janitors closet. She runs inside and slams the door behind her.

Cher hears footsteps outside. She turns around to see…

AMBER. HANGING FROM THE LITTLE METAL STRING FROM THE LIGHTBULB. HER EYES ARE TURNED OVER ALL THE WAY, INDICATING SHE'S DEAD. HER GUTS SPILL OUT ONTO THE FLOOR, SHE'S GUTTED.

Cher looks at her. She screams loudly.

INT. HALL

The scream echoes throughout the hallway. Jason, and Michael and hear it.
Michael walks up in front of the door.

Jason joins him. The door bursts open, as Cher falls to the ground. She
looks up and sees…

JASON AND MICHAEL. FIGHTING.

Jason, takes his Machete and stabs Michael in the chest, while Michael
stabs Jason in the eye.

Cher runs and comes upon a glass case. Inside is an emergency axe.

Cher picks up a chair and shatters the case. She takes out the axe.

Michael and Jason are still at it. Fighting and fighting, till Michael pins
Jason to the ground.

Michael takes the Machete out of his hand and chops off his arm. He then
chops off his other arm, and his legs. Jason is now seemingly dead.

COMING FROM BEHIND, CHER, WITH HER AXE, SWIPES OFF MICHAEL'S HEAD WITH ONE
LUCKY STROKE.

Michael's head falls off and rolls away.

Cher brings out a tank of gasoline and some matches. She pours and soaks
Michael and Jason's body with the gasoline, and sets them on fire.

Cher, scared yet happy runs off down by the hallway.

She reaches the main entrance, and nearly flies out. She collapses on the
ground, exhausted.

EXT. HOSPTIAL - NEXT MORNING

Police, Ambulances, etc cover the area. Reporters and what-not flee over to
Cher. Her hair is all messed up and she looks utterly tired.

Reporters begin shoving mike's in her face.

REPORTER
Cher Strode? Gale Weathers, Top Story. After this horrendous battle between
you and Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees, what do you have to say.

CHER
(very strong)
Go to hell.

Cher walks away from the crowd. She walks down the street, and away from
the hospital.

CHER
Internet here I come!

We watch Cher walk away as we slowly fade to black.
A montage of the entire HALLOWEEN series and FRIDAY THE 13th series. After
the montage, we slowly fade out and some familiar piano music comes on…
THE END
 
 

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