Hey all! This is a Horror version of MTV'S The Real World. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! =)
VOICE: WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN 3 MASS MURDERS
SHOT OF MICHAEL MYERS
VOICE: PICKED TO LIVE IN A HOUSE
SHOT OF FREDDY KRUEGER
VOICE: WHEN MONSTERS STOP KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE
SHOT OF JASON.
VOICE: AND START GETTING REAL.
TITLE APPEARS ON SCREEN
VOICE: THE REAL WORLD - HADDONFIELD
Int- Myers House
Shot of Jason lying down in a bed. He gets up ot of bed. He walks in the living room to see Freddy and Michael watching TV.
Freddy: Good morning, BITCH
Jason walks into the kitchen and opens the refrigarator. HE closes it and grunts.
Freddy: (yelling)Hey BITCH, can't eat stuff with that mask on, can ya? MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Michael grabs the remote and changes the channel.
Freddy: Hey, put it back BITCH!
Michael slowly turns towards Freddy. He takes Freddy's hat and rips it.
Freddy: You did not just go there, BITCH!
Freddy rips off a lock of Michael's Mask's hair.
Jason walks over to the couch and grabs the remote out of Michael's hand. Jason grunts.
Michael rips off a piece of Jason's mask.
Michael tries to rip the remote out of Jason's hands. He pulls really hard. Jason just lets go as Michael's elbow hits Freddy in the face.
Freddy: Stupid BITCH!
Freddy jumps ontop of Michael. Jason grabs Freddy and picks him up. Freddy squirms like a little fish on dry land. Jason throws Freddy across the living room. Freddy runs over to Michael and grabs the remote out of Michael's hands. Freddy steps back 5 feet. Michael gets up and stares at Freddy, so does Jason.
Freddy waves the remote in the air.
Freddy: Come and get it BITCH!
Jason and Michael walk over to Freddy. Michael rips Freddy's right arm off. Jason rips off the left arm.
The door bell rings.
Jason and Michael stand there, staring at Freddy.
Freddy: Don't just stand there, BITCH. Answer the door, BITCH!.
Jason walks to the door and opens it. It's the mailman.
Mailman: Here's your mail sir.
Jason grabs the mail and breaks the mailman's neck.
Jason hands the Michael the letter.
Michael stares at it and tilts his head in confusion.
Freddy: Can't read, can you BITCH. Here, let me see BITCH!
Freddy looks at the letter.
Freddy: Open it, BITCH!
Michael opens the letter. He takes a piece of paper out of the envelope.
Freddy jumps up and down.
Freddy: Oh my god, we're working at a radio station, BITCH!
Jason grabs the letter out of Michael's hands. Jason just stares at it.
Freddy: You can't read either, BITCH!
Int- confession room
Freddy is talking to the camera.
Freddy: I just can't stand the people who live here. I mean...look they ripped both my arms off! Those BITCHES! I think someone is going to need to get kicked out of the house real soon, BITCH!
Int- Living room
Freddy: Jason, Me and Michael have come to a decision. We're kicking you out of the house, BITCH!
Michael tilts his head in confusion.
Freddy: Michael, just play along, BITCH!
Freddy: So, Jason, I think you should go pack your things.
Int- Myers house- later that day
Freddy and Michael are watching TV.
Freddy: Michael, Me Myslelf and I have come to a decision. We're kicking you out of the house.
Michael tilts his head in confusion
Freddy: That means you go BYE-BYE, BITCH!
Int- confession room
Freddy is talking to the camera, smoking a cigarette.
Freddy: Well it's just me and you now. Thank God. Well I'm outty, BITCH!