Christmas, er...Easter! Yeah! That's it! Easter! Or was is Halloween Night...?

HALLOWEEN NIGHT

"Ahhhh!" Someone screams as she runs away from Michael. She runs out into the street. Up ahead, it's a red light. She doesn't stop. Michael does. The girl running away gets hit with a car. "Wait! Wait! Stop! Cut!" Someone yells of the set. "There's not supposed to be any cars!" But the cameras don't stop rolling. Suddenly, the person playing Michael Myers falls over. "Opps, guess I used a little to much Lysol," Someone says. "What?!" The person from before yells. Two aliens suddenly jump out and go, "Bip! Bip! Beeeeep!" "No! The aliens aren't until the next scene! I thought I said cut!" The person in the car starts to speed away. "Wait! You killed the main actress! Come back!" "Bip! Bip!" The aliens say. "Stop it!" A few actors playing cops jump onto the set and start shooting at...well nothing. "Stop it! Stop it!" They stop shooting just as a cardboard tree falls on both their heads. "What in the hell is going on?! Everybody stop!" "Beeeeep," The aliens say. Some drunk guy wanders onto the set. "It's the end of the world!" "Stop! Stop! Get off of our set!" He looks over toward the camera with confusion. "Oh my god they've found me!" He screams and runs away, tripping over the Michael Myers. "Bip! Bip!" "SHUT UP!!!" "We have speed," Some recording off the set says. "What?! No we don't!" He yells. The old Psycho music starts up. "WHA?!" "Opps, wrong button," Someone says just as the Halloween Theme starts. "Dun dun dun dun dun dun dunt dun dun dun dun dun..." The guys playing Michael says as he moves his finger to the tune. "Bip!" "Bip!" "EVERYBODY JUST STOP MOVING AND WHEN I SAY CUT THAT MEANS STOP FILMING!!" An elephant goes running across the set. "Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunt!" "Beeeeep!" "Oww my head, cardboard is hard," One of the cops complains. "STOP!!!" "It's ok Bob, just as soon as the Halloween Theme's over they'll all have to stop!" Someone named Fred says. "It can go on forever before it stops!" Bob yells. "Beeeeeppppp!" "Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunt!" The elephant goes running back the way it came. The drunk guy from before wanders back on the set. "I got world on a string! Sittin on a rainbow!" He says. Then he looks back toward the cameras. "Oh yeah I forgot." He runs away screaming. "ARE YOU PEOPLE ALL DEAF?!" Bob yells. "Bip," One of the aliens says, offended. For no reason at all, one of the big cardboard tress starts to burn. "Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunt!" "Beep." "STOP!!" The elephant goes running across the set again. "Damn that elephant!" One of the aliens walks in front of the camera and turns it. "Hey! What ARE you doing?!" "Bip," He says. The elephant comes running right at the camera and the last thing we see is a close up of...well the elephant.