Austin Powers:Tommorow,and the Boogeyman,Never Die

By Wynn

Laurie runs across the street towards the Doyle house screaming for help.

LAURIE: Help, heís after me, heís going to kill me.

Laurie stops in front of the Camera and we see the point of view of someone sheís talking to.

LAURIE: HELP ME, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!

MAN: Whatís wrong?

LAURIE: Itís a killer heís after me, he killed Annie and Lynda and Bob, help me!

MAN: Allright, I only have one more question.

LAURIE: WHAT?!?!?!

The man is revealed to be none other then Austin Powers.

AUSTIN: Do I make you Horny Baby? Do I? Do I make you RANDY?

Switch to a scene with Dr. Evil, Number One, Wynn, Frau, Scott and Mini-me sitting at a large table in Dr. Evilís lair.

Dr. EVIL: Now, what have you got for me, Number Wynn...........Wynn, thatís not a number is it?

SCOTT: Is it between 1 and 10? No, itís not a number. Ass.

EVIL: Sure Scott, thanks for being so negative. Bumb me out why donít you. Tcha.

SCOTT: Why do you always...

EVIL: Sht.

SCOTT: Oh, not ag....

EVIL: No, sht. sht. Yes, Iíll have a cheesburger with a side order of sht.

Change scene to show Austin and Felicity Shagwell siting on the bed talking to Basil on the giant TV.

BASIL: Austin, Dr. Evil has gone back in time again to 1977. We need you to go back and stop him.

AUSTIN: Well, if the 70ís are anything like the 60ís, Iím in.

BASIL: Um............................yes.

Switch back to Dr. Evilís lair

EVIL: End sht. Now, Number Wynn, (finger quotation marks) or just Wynn for the politically correct of us.

Wynn has his face in his hand and is asleep.

Dr. EVIL: Frau? If you would please.

FRAU: (in the typical loud Frau shout) WAKE UP!!!

Evil: Do you have a volume control on that?

Wynn: Oh, yes, Dr. Weíve found a dangerous serial killer and cloned him. Say Hello too.......Mini-Myers

Evil Music plays Lightning strikes outside as Mini-Myers comes in wearing a small white Mask and blue jumpsuit.

EVIL: YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Change scene to the Wallace House. Austin and Felicity walk into the room and see Annie lying on the bed.

AUSTIN: Oh, behaaaaaaavvvvveeeeeeee, baby.

FELICITY: Austin, sheís dead.

AUSTIN: Your right. Dead SEXY!!

Narrator: Mike Myers

Scene shows Austin in the Wallace House.

NARRATOR: Mike Myers

Scene with Dr. Evil in his lair.

NARRATOR: Mike Myers

Scene of Fat Bastard in Dr. Evilís lair holding a gigantic Ice Cream Cone.

NARRATOR: Mike Myers.

Scene of Michael in the Doyle House ripping appart the closet.

NARRATOR: And, Mike Myers?

Narrator: In.....

AUSTIN POWERS: TOMMOROW, AND THE BOOGEYMAN NEVER DIE

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