Laurie runs across the street towards the Doyle house screaming for help.
LAURIE: Help, heís after me, heís going to kill me.
Laurie stops in front of the Camera and we see the point of view of someone sheís talking to.
LAURIE: HELP ME, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!
MAN: Whatís wrong?
LAURIE: Itís a killer heís after me, he killed Annie and Lynda and Bob, help me!
MAN: Allright, I only have one more question.
The man is revealed to be none other then Austin Powers.
AUSTIN: Do I make you Horny Baby? Do I? Do I make you RANDY?
Switch to a scene with Dr. Evil, Number One, Wynn, Frau, Scott and Mini-me sitting at a large table in Dr. Evilís lair.
Dr. EVIL: Now, what have you got for me, Number Wynn...........Wynn, thatís not a number is it?
SCOTT: Is it between 1 and 10? No, itís not a number. Ass.
EVIL: Sure Scott, thanks for being so negative. Bumb me out why donít you. Tcha.
SCOTT: Why do you always...
SCOTT: Oh, not ag....
EVIL: No, sht. sht. Yes, Iíll have a cheesburger with a side order of sht.
Change scene to show Austin and Felicity Shagwell siting on the bed talking to Basil on the giant TV.
BASIL: Austin, Dr. Evil has gone back in time again to 1977. We need you to go back and stop him.
AUSTIN: Well, if the 70ís are anything like the 60ís, Iím in.
Switch back to Dr. Evilís lair
EVIL: End sht. Now, Number Wynn, (finger quotation marks) or just Wynn for the politically correct of us.
Wynn has his face in his hand and is asleep.
Dr. EVIL: Frau? If you would please.
FRAU: (in the typical loud Frau shout) WAKE UP!!!
Evil: Do you have a volume control on that?
Wynn: Oh, yes, Dr. Weíve found a dangerous serial killer and cloned him. Say Hello too.......Mini-Myers
Evil Music plays Lightning strikes outside as Mini-Myers comes in wearing a small white Mask and blue jumpsuit.
EVIL: YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Change scene to the Wallace House. Austin and Felicity walk into the room and see Annie lying on the bed.
AUSTIN: Oh, behaaaaaaavvvvveeeeeeee, baby.
FELICITY: Austin, sheís dead.
AUSTIN: Your right. Dead SEXY!!
Narrator: Mike Myers
Scene shows Austin in the Wallace House.
NARRATOR: Mike Myers
Scene with Dr. Evil in his lair.
NARRATOR: Mike Myers
Scene of Fat Bastard in Dr. Evilís lair holding a gigantic Ice Cream Cone.
NARRATOR: Mike Myers.
Scene of Michael in the Doyle House ripping appart the closet.
NARRATOR: And, Mike Myers?
AUSTIN POWERS: TOMMOROW, AND THE BOOGEYMAN NEVER DIE